Friday, August 24, 2012
Super 8 (2011)
District 9 (2009)
District 9 is what a sci-fi alien action movie should be, harsh, constantly exciting, and satisfying, but the best thing about it is how it has its way with your brain. The aliens in District 9 look like a cross between the bugs from Starship Troopers and Dr. Zoidberg, which works perfectly because even though you know you're going to feel for these disgusting creatures by the end (damn liberal filmmakers), your immediate feeling is repulsion. You're also pretty repulsed by the main character, though not because he's turning into a creustacean; more because he's an ass, and quite effectively so. His transformation is both figurative and literal, and as he transforms the nature of the sci-fi world transforms. By the end of the movie, humans explode with frequency, and all aliens are heroes who either save the day or go out in a blaze of glory. This movie is about rebellion and justice in the face of (human) oppression. Totally made me cry, and not in the lame, manipulative way, UNLIKE SOME MOVIES.
Y'know, comparing these two movies, I can't help but notice they approach similar sci-fi subjects from very different cultural angles. District 9 feels very much like an American action movie (despite its foreign production), but is about life under and the struggle against oppression. Super 8 feels like a boring foreign drama, but is about growing up in America in the '80s.
Make of it what you will, I guess.
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Highlander (1986)
Friday, January 27, 2012
Helvetica (2007)
This is a documentary that consists 90% of B-roll of typeface.
...but,
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Rambo (2008)
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Crank 2: High Voltage
A mere glance at the reader board and my future realigned. Crank: High Voltage, which you may know as Crank 2, was not only screening, but it was screening in SUPER PANAVISION 70!
Popcorn in hand, Coke in other hand, ticket stub in pocket, smile on face, I walked into the theater.
As I was preparing myself for a joyful, yet violent jaunt projected on a titanic scale, I was surprised and delighted that Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor (co-writers and directors) had chosen to begin their sequel with an epic orchestral overture before the curtains pulled back--a drastic departure from the opening tone of the first film which opened in the first person POV of Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) drugged, sleepy, and panicked about the adrenaline-fueled time bomb implanted in his chest cavity, Crank: High Voltage gently eased the audience into the story with an orchestration both dark and lovely. This was only the first indication that Neveldine and Taylor had matured with their audience.
When the curtains opened and the film begin, we were treated to a short and dynamic motorcycle action scene (totally sweet) before cutting to a series of short clips that indicated our off screen protagonist was in a state of post mortem. This, of course, put us on track with the tag line, "He was dead...But he got better," and I was prepared for Jason Statham to burst, fist over, um, bullet, out of the bronzed memorial bust and start kicking some serious ass. At this point I should have known that the film was moving in a different direction. Yet another bold artistic choice for this big budget Hollywood flick was to strike a brooding juxtaposition between our expectations and the viewing experience, by skipping over what was surely a miraculous, Lazarusian reanimation scene and cutting right to the heart. Well Played, Neveldine and Taylor, well played.
In short, the rest of the film was a masterpiece. Jason Statham will surely be acknowledged by the academy for his knock ‘em dead performance and bewildering physical transformation (matched only by Charlize Theron in Monster). Overall, I give Crank: High Voltage five stars and two thumbs up! This unexpectedly historically relevant, character powerhouse of a scenic film will wow even the most disillusioned Hollywood spectators. Each of the 96 minutes felt twice as full, robust, and dare I say long? Just goes to show that modern cinema is more than competent in creating masterful art even in throw away sequels… although, despite advertising, I’m pretty sure this was a prequel.
On my way out I noticed that the reader board mentions that Lawrence of Arabia is also playing... snoozefest.
Grade: A+
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Hellboy 2 (2008)
Too bad Hell Boy 2 had to be a blockbuster. You see, in blockbusters shit blows up, concrete is torn from the ground and your senses are sent to an overwhelmed plane that only
The same problem afflicts the film’s protagonists. Hellboy and his crew of misfits (Jeffery Tambor!) are the first group of superheroes that you would actually want to hang out with. They share a goofy sense humor that’s infectious and when Hellboy and Abe get drunk and sing sappy love songs it’s transcendent. But the movie quickly moves from engaging camaraderie to world-saving, which means less interaction and, ironically, less fun. Also a few things just don’t work; Abe’s love story falls painfully short of awkward-funny and the preening villain only moves via slow motion back flip (at one point he cuts a rain drop in half. Did we learn nothing from the Matrix Revolutions?)
But this movie is better than its predecessor. Ron Peralman is great, the monsters are dazzling and everyone seems like they are having a blast. Let’s just hope that in Del Toro’s next film the hobbits get more time to chill out and banter.
Wanted (2008)
This is the greatest movie I have ever seen.
Grade: B+